"Dress modestly," they tell you in the welcome book. What does that even
mean? Can I show my arms? Ankles? Do I need to invest in a burquini? Thankfully, returned PC volunteer and classmate Ingrid gave me more specifics:
- Collarbone okay; cleavage, no.
- Sleeveless okay; spaghetti straps, no.
- Anything above mid-calf = whorish.
Please note how well the dress at left adheres to those guidelines! It is, in fact, my favorite thrift-store teacher-lady purchase. I'm a little worried about the length--will they be able to see the"Western Slut" tattoo on my upper calf?--but too pleased with its other qualities to leave it at home. Besides concealing at least 4 cumulative inches of neck-to-shoulder skin, it is also:
- Breathable
- Patterned (good for hiding stains!)
- Generally shapeless (good for hiding other things, including my bike shorts)
Those of you with eagle eyes have no doubt already spotted the coordinating Sensible Sandals. Hey, I just want to be in with the in crowd.
2 comments:
2-tees HOTT!!
lol syl fyi tcb
aptpat
...to go where the in crowd goes? That does sound like a good plan, go with that.
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